26  May
Global Warming

Over the last few months, Napalmania scientists have been monitoring the local temperature, and the results are quite alerting. In january, temperatures were measured to be around 0 degrees Celsius, while in June they appear to be quite a bit higher, some days over 20degrees Celsius. If this increase stays linear, the human race will most likely be extinct by the end of 2009.

Sorry, didn\'t find the correct graph, so here is a random graph from xkcd.com

(Couldn’t find the graph I was looking for, so here is a random graph that is not even close to linear, but if you tilt your head as you move along the x-axis, it should do just fine)

My sources (who spoke to me in a dream last night (they seemed quite trustworthy at the moment, never doubt a dinosaur wearing a suit)) indicate that the global warming is a cunning plan set in place in the late Cretaceous period by a secret elite society of evil dinosaurs. The dinosaurs were not very efficient builders, so when the coming of Mankind was predicted this elite group laid a scheme to let us slave for them, without us ever knowing what was really going on. This society of dinosaurs gathered their strength to build massive rockets, fueled by their ancestors, and took off to the dark side of the moon. There they could relax and wait for the civilisations to rise, and great cities to be built. Upon their arrival at the moon, a group was assembled to start chipping off large parts of the moon (the result is still visible as large craters on the face of the moon), which were thrown down to the earth ensuring the destruction of the remaining dinosaurs. The weapon of pollution was now starting to brew in the soil, and the earth was prepared for the age of mankind.

This picture is most likely drawn by a cockroach during the departure of the dinosaurs (or it might have be made by gluefish[ate]blathos.com)

The dinosaurs needed to stimulate and control the civilisations of earth, and when they saw the need for it they planted religions into the societies. As we all know, much of the technological advancement on Earth is based on weapon development, which was a concept familiar to the dinosaurs. They quickly realised that spreading religions to various geological locations would leads to differences and conflicts of interest, and eventually massive wars. In the end, development would be inevitable for any civilisation wanting to survive, and this method of survival was what have finally lead to our doom.

So now the dinosaurs sit there on the moon, waiting for mankind to leave their cities without a fight, boiled in their own stupidity. Then after a while, when emissions are reduced to a minimum, and the temperature once again goes back to normal, they will return and rule the world.

Oh, and dinosaurs really don’t care too much about buildings, as they prefer staying outdoors in forests and stuff…but they just figured once they had come up with such a cunning plan, they couldn’t just forget about it. That would have been a quite silly thing for an elitist secret society of evil dinosaurs to do. But after being quite patient for 65million years or so, they figured it was all worth it for the fun of it, and the satisfaction of a plan well executed. And in the end they at least get a new playground. We at Napalmania News haven’t been able to get in touch with a dinosaur for comments on the issue, but we will try to send a reporter to the moon shortly.

Dinosaurs new playground

This is Pil, reporting in for Napalmania News

Posted by Pil, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 26, 2008, 12:57 am | 1 Comment »

A recent discovery have been brought to Napalmanias attention due to hours of efficient idling today, namely that exercise is quite damaging to our poor planet! For many years, local gyms have advertised about how great working out really is, and evil minds have spread news about the health-benefits of this anti-idling activity of certain doom. You may wonder how such accusations can possibly be justified. Well, here at Napalmania we strive to serve you the truth (in a twisted, nonsensical way).

As you all know, humans breathe in oxygen, among other gases, and then turn it into evil carbondioxide in the cellular respiration process. Naturally the amount of cellular respiration depend on the activity-level of the person, so when you work out you actually release more CO2 then you normally would if you were idling! And as if that wasn’t bad enough, when you work out you burn lots of energy, meaning you will have to eat more. Eating more require higher emissions of climate-gases due to transport, production and even garbage-handling. If you eat more food, my highly questionable logic implies that there will be less food for others, so not only are you killing the enviroment, but you also kill hungry people (who probably are a lot more energy-efficient then you in the first place!).

Obviously, idling is much better for the enviroment then exercising, so the next time you concider going to the gym you might aswell sit back in the couch, relax and reduce your climate-gas emission. Think of the polar bears, think of the starving kids all over the world, and think of Mother Earth! Become an Idler today and save the world!

Ice baby, Ice


Posted by Pil, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 20, 2008, 10:59 pm | 1 Comment »

Funcom reports a successful launch of the long awaited MMORPG Age of Conan – Hyborian Adventures.

On the 17th of may Funcom opened their servers for players in america. They had some minor problems and the launch was therefore delayed for three hours, but in MMORPG terms that is considered a successful launch.

After the launch Funcom announced that it was about 100.000 players who decided to try the game on its first day. For us europeans we have to wait until may 23rd to play it, but judging from the initial reports I’ve read it is going to be something to look forward to.

To celebrate this launch here is the latest trailer I could find on YouTube for Age of Conan – Hyborian Adventures:

Age of Conan: ageofconan.com
Funcom home: funcom.com

Posted by Spideh, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 19, 2008, 6:16 pm | 1 Comment »

Her har vi et minne fra forestillinga på arbeidern, enjoy.

Posted by Spideh, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 19, 2008, 1:44 am | No Comments »

21st. of April Bare Egil Band relesed a dvd with some live performances and other rare material.

I thought I’d provide you with a taste of what can be expected from it.

Pay close attention to the toilet halfway through the video.

Posted by Spideh, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 8, 2008, 6:28 am | No Comments »

08  May
Lack of updates

We’re sorry for the lack of updates on the blog lately, but we’re all super busy with reading for exams and playing trackmania.

There is also another update for the blog software that I need to apply.

In any case, stay tuned we’ll come back better and stronger after may


Posted by Spideh, filed under Uncategorized. Date: May 8, 2008, 4:21 am | No Comments »